Wednesday, September 3, 2008
So I Decided to Start a Diet
And by diet, I mean I switched out my usual heavy cream topping with lite cool-whip on my strawberry shortcake tonight.
I have never had the ability to diet. Ever. I just don't have it in me. I tell myself I will eat less of the things I really enjoy. I think people who can eliminate carbs and all that nonsense are whackos. Yes I said it, whackos.
I apologize for my outburst, I'm just jealous.
Take for instance my stash of Ben & Jerry's. Hubby told me the other night my collection was getting out of control. We didn't have any room in the freezer to store more nutritous items like bagel bites and Dijourno's. So we decided to do the only thing that made sense, and we ate our way to more shelf space. And how am I repaid for my hard work? This morning I had to visit the "fat girl" section of the closet. I don't arrange my closet by color or that sort of thing. Instead I have it in weight categories. And right now I am somewhere in between "Bloated" and "Maternity".
Okay, I think I'm done grumbling and complaining now. But seriously, I'm going to do my best to start a new tomorrow. I refuse to go up another closet section.